I mean, perhaps I should say growing A human is hard (yo) but I feel like humanS fits since technically I’ve already grown ONE human and that was hard too. Because as of my routine, pants-on check-up today, there’s still only one human in my uterus thankthesweetbabyJesus. (Also cue the baby-Jesus-thanks for not having to…
I might be crazy
I’m fairly certain I would not survive a zombie apocalypse
Last year, Dan was all “Hey, there’s this new zombie show coming on this fall and I want to watch it.” And I was all “I LOVE TV. YES.” So we started watching The Walking Dead and we were instantly hooked. And really, it’s a great (completely not kid-friendly) show. The accents might be terrible,…
Let me tell you a little story about that time I cried. A lot.
Today, I was supposed to go to the dentist to have some fillings done and I was all worried I’d vom on his hands. Seriously. That was my biggest concern. When I wrote last night that I didn’t have much to say, The Universe said “SUCK ON THAT!” and gave me a whole lot of…
Excuse me, is this thing on?
Y’all, the past 9(?) weeks have really done a number on me and this blogging thing. I mean, that is, in case you haven’t noticed the relative lack of posting that’s been going on in here. I feel like I came back from BlogHer and peed on a stick, and then my blogging world went…
It’ll be a while before I try THAT again
So last year, I wrote this post about how I can’t go to the bathroom by myself anymore. I’m (un)happy to report that in nearly a year, nothing’s changed. I still can’t go to the bathroom by myself. Unless, of course, Dan’s home. And the laws of the Universe dictate that I will almost always…