So, I’m back at work. Even though the calendar says there’s still two months left until summer is officially over. That’s what I’m using as my excuse for why I totally forgot to tell y’all about this. John, of Daddy Runs a Lot, asked me to guest post for him while he CYCLES ACROSS A…
I might be crazy
The Shoenicorn strikes back
So this afternoon, I was allegedly trying on my outfits for BlogHer (what? You didn’t do that? Liar.) when I made a most ridiculous discovery. The kind of discovery which MUST be shared. Y’all know about the Shoenicorn and how much I love her, right? I love her so much I started a worldwide manhunt…
The Shoenicorn
I’m taking the prerogative to interrupt your regularly scheduled mommy blogging and just get down to business. Because this is serious. People, I am in search of a Shoenicorn in a Target haystack and I need your help to cast my net a little wider. My Shoenicorn answers to the name of Elliana. She is…
I’m not that girl
I know the blogosphere does not need another post about BlogHer and I know that Babe Chilla will probably excommunicate me for writing this. But I had a meltdown last night and this needs to be written. I’m really, ridiculously, blinders-on excited about BlogHer. Y’all, I haven’t been as excited as I am right now…
Slipping
I’m on the verge of collapse. I’m about two seconds away from calling the doctor and asking for a life time supply of anti-depressants and a tubal ligation. My child won’t sleep. He’s been up two or three times a night for the past three nights. He took an awful nap on Monday, ZERO nap…