What would I do without y’all? I sat here at this table with my broken laptop and I cried and emotionally vomited all over you all and you wiped it off, held my hair back, and then got me a wet-nap and a toothbrush. Because that’s what friends do. (Unless you’re my friend Amanda who…
mommyhood
Slipping
I’m on the verge of collapse. I’m about two seconds away from calling the doctor and asking for a life time supply of anti-depressants and a tubal ligation. My child won’t sleep. He’s been up two or three times a night for the past three nights. He took an awful nap on Monday, ZERO nap…
So, yeah
I’d like to say that I’m rocking this temporary SAHM thing. But I’m totally not. This is about as natural to me as peeing standing up and not having it run down my leg. Which is to say it’s just not natural at all. And today was not fantastic. At all. Not even a little…
Thank you, Diego
This morning I realized something. I really dislike frogs and do not AT ALL understand what causes people to think they are cute/adorable/awesome/whatever. Their only purpose on this earth is to eat insects so we’re not constantly swarming with gnats and flies and such. That’s it. Period. I realized this while watching an episode of…
When you can’t just say no
I read a syndicated post on BlogHer today that has just kind of stuck in my head all afternoon. It discusses working moms who are chasing that elusive thing called “Work-life balance.” The author of that post tells a couple of anecdotes about women who chose, or were perhaps forced to choose, work over life….