I sat down in front of the computer twice yesterday evening to write about my day. To talk about how much I enjoyed it. How much I needed it. And every time I couldn’t find the right words. I kind of don’t think they exist in the English language. And the only phrases I know…
Motherhood
Better is what happens when your husband reads your blog
What would I do without y’all? I sat here at this table with my broken laptop and I cried and emotionally vomited all over you all and you wiped it off, held my hair back, and then got me a wet-nap and a toothbrush. Because that’s what friends do. (Unless you’re my friend Amanda who…
Slipping
I’m on the verge of collapse. I’m about two seconds away from calling the doctor and asking for a life time supply of anti-depressants and a tubal ligation. My child won’t sleep. He’s been up two or three times a night for the past three nights. He took an awful nap on Monday, ZERO nap…
So, yeah
I’d like to say that I’m rocking this temporary SAHM thing. But I’m totally not. This is about as natural to me as peeing standing up and not having it run down my leg. Which is to say it’s just not natural at all. And today was not fantastic. At all. Not even a little…
Please pass the wine
For really good reasons (like, I have a room at BlogHer to pay for and I need to buy pants thanks to the “Summer Spread” and my laptop is still broken) Joshua and I aren’t leaving the house much these days. Because when we leave the house we spend money. On stupid things like food…