Today, I was supposed to go to the dentist to have some fillings done and I was all worried I’d vom on his hands. Seriously. That was my biggest concern. When I wrote last night that I didn’t have much to say, The Universe said “SUCK ON THAT!” and gave me a whole lot of…
woe is me
Excuse me, is this thing on?
Y’all, the past 9(?) weeks have really done a number on me and this blogging thing. I mean, that is, in case you haven’t noticed the relative lack of posting that’s been going on in here. I feel like I came back from BlogHer and peed on a stick, and then my blogging world went…
Clothes are completely overrated right now
Here’s the deal, people. As a result of my last pregnancy, three years ago, I’m fat in a way I didn’t imagine. However, in seeing what my gene pool had to offer in terms of the way my body would morph after pregnancy, I really shouldn’t be surprised. I’ve never been thin. I’ve always been…
I came here to say something awesome and all I did was whine
At some point, I’m going to tell you about the awesome day we had on Saturday. Which was much needed after I hugged the toilet for the first time in two pregnancies on Friday night and cried about it. (Domino’s pizza–I love you. The first time. And yes. I cried about puking.) And then at…
Funny, I don’t remember packing that
When I go anywhere, I’m a pretty meticulous packer. I make a list of what I’m taking with specific item details. The list doesn’t just say “black dress.” It says “faux wrap black dress with five buttons.” (Also? I laugh and roll my eyes when Dan does this. Because he takes my OCD packing nature…