I am jealous of women who have their “ish” together. Insanely, irrationally jealous sometimes. So, I joined a gym this week, right? I’ve been twice. I like the way I feel even after only two visits. I want to keep going because I like it and it’s good for me. Unlike wine or bad television…
I might be crazy
I’m supposed to talk about resolutions or something, right?
I’ve never kept a single resolution I’ve ever made. (And luckily, I know I’m not alone.) I make the resolutions to lose weight or to eat healthier or to exercise and then I fail. Because that’s what I do. But that’s what a lot of people do. I make resolutions to keep my house cleaner…
Today I was a FOR REAL Superhero. True story.
I stopped a moving car with my hands, y’all. Moving car. My hands. Stopped. In the parking lot at work. Before coffee and 8 a.m. Joshua slept all night long last night. I, despite getting a full night’s sleep, woke up all foggy-headed and in need of another few hours of rest. Which I didn’t…
Ahhh, Buffy. You complete me.
I do love me some Buffy, y’all. Mostly I love Angel. (Or Angelus. Whatever.) I could go on and on about how the the show was a masterpiece in terms of quality television. How Joss Whedon literally BROUGHT IT every single season. How he wasn’t afraid to shake things up. How the end of the…
Children’s songs hate me
Did I ever tell y’all about the time I sang “Hush, Little Baby” to Joshua? No? Well, I’ll tell you now. He was a wee babe of about two weeks old. I was a tired mom in the throes of maybe never sleeping in my own bed again. I thought all the time. About everything….