I started writing this post on Sunday night and, well, we know how that turned out. This past weekend I made Joshua a lab rat. A specimen. An experimental subject. (Don’t call the cops, people.) At Joshua’s 18 month and 24 month well-baby visits, I’ve signed the paperwork that allows him to participate in child…
I might be crazy
Not Super Mom Secrets–The denim edition
Okay, y’all. After the heavy posts this week, I feel like we need to lighten things up a bit around here. Let’s talk Secrets. And jeans. Tonight I feel compelled to share some Top Secret Intel with you. These are probably not earth-shattering secrets for anyone except me. But they are my secrets and since…
I dreamed a dream
On occasion, weird things happen in my dreams. (Der. They are dreams, right?) The weirdest dreams of all happen when I dream I am back in high school. Like, I’m a student again, and I’m me, but not me. I’m a 29 year old version of me trapped in the body and social interactions of…
Party prep. Last minute style.
Y’all, I’m kind of having a moment. My child is turning TWO YEARS OLD. In FOUR DAYS. I got an email from Babycenter today that said “Your PRESCHOOLER” and I almost vommed. Or cried. Or something that was not exactly like happy but was not exactly like sad either. I am so incredibly freaked out…
Maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve done since I started blogging
Today? I’m venturing into the world of vlogging. (Video blogging? or logging? I don’t know.) I know I’m not alone when it comes to people hating how they sound on video. Because I reallyreallyreally hate how I sound. But I’m so scared y’all are going to run away screaming because I sound like a moron…