Today? I’m venturing into the world of vlogging. (Video blogging? or logging? I don’t know.)
I know I’m not alone when it comes to people hating how they sound on video. Because I reallyreallyreally hate how I sound.
But I’m so scared y’all are going to run away screaming because I sound like a moron that I’ve had to schedule this post so that I can go to sleep tonight and wake up in the morning and forget that I published it and then be all surprised that y’all are like “Wow! This is so informative!” and “You? Are so awesome!”
(I mean, you DO think I’m awesome, right?)
Here is me teaching you how to tie a scarf. Yes, I know. Half of you are rolling your eyes because you already know how to do this and think this is an asinine thing to blog about. The other half of you are slightly intrigued but maybe scared. And then a portion of y’all comprised of both of those halves is all “Good LORD this is so pretentious.”
Maybe it is.
But someone on Twitter asked for it as I explain in the video. So who am I not to deliver? Even if it means embarrassing myself, I’m a woman of my word.
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1. When I say the scarf is 3 feet long, I am CLEARLY WRONG. I meant 3 feet WIDE. I cannot seem to grasp the concept of width versus length sometimes.
2. When I say my bathroom is really dirty, what I mean is that I did not put up my hair products from finally doing my hair for the first time this week and LCW would have a heart attack if she saw the “mess.”
3. I’m blaming the camera angle for my double-ish chin. It’s totally the camera’s fault.
Okay. Here goes nothing.
Was it bad? Do I sound stupid? Should I have picked a better topic for my first vlogging experience? AAHH!!! This is like my very first date ever and I am all nervous that you hate me and will not ask me out again or kiss me goodnight! Or even hug me goodnight for that matter! Or shake my hand awkwardly as only people on the first date of their lives can do! (Though my very FIRST first date fell asleep in the movie theater, so hopefully this is more entertaining than Scream was.)
I’m going to go shove some Oreos in my face to calm myself.
YAY VLOG. Or something.
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