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I cannot do math.
I did NOT, in fact, lose 2.5 pounds last week. I lost 1.5 pounds last week. And a half pound this week. For a whopping total of two pounds lost in two weeks. If you start at 199 and then are down to 197.5 and then are down to 197, that is only two pounds. …
I just got distracted by an episode of Clean House
and now I have nothing witty to use as a title for this post. There is a litterbox full of feline excrement in an “office” in this person’s house. A house that is full of random shit. A full litterbox. Full. Of cat poop. Not Tootsie Rolls. Cat. Poop. I will never feel like I…
Bring it, kid.
This post is not even remotely related to my job as a mother. It is, instead, completely related to my actual job. I teach in a mobile. One of the perks of this is being able to control my own air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter. When the rest of the…
Why, hello closet full of clothes. I’ll be seeing you again soon.
Y’all. I lost 2.5 pounds last week. And I did a little happy dance this morning because of it. I knew I had to make changes so last week I made them. My dress pants will fit again before I know it. Which is good because I’m running out of dresses. Here’s what I’ve done…