Tonight, my heart belongs to a bottle of Three Buck Chuck Cabernet Sauvignon and leftovers of The Pioneer Woman’s Fancy Macaroni. OY! What a day. This ear infection business can kiss my ass. I don’t know what’s been up with my child today but I am literally exhausted from watching him. I haven’t been this…
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The sexiest feeling in the world
is not smoothly shaved and moisturized legs and well-coiffed hair with a fresh mani/pedi in a brand new, stunning outfit and high heels. It’s baby spit-up. Between the boobs. That smells like sour yogurt. (I hope you can all feel the sarcasm dripping from my words right now.) Seriously. That has got to be the…
AHEM! ::points to the Piglet box::
We had Joshua’s 9 month well-baby visit today. I have a monster. We went in because I was pretty sure he still had an ear infection, or had a reoccurrence of the ear infection from two weeks ago. My mom-tuition was right. He was just a cranky mess ALL WEEKEND LONG and this morning he…
An email from my husband…LOL
LOL!! Turning on the Wii is not any more clear to me now than it was before I read this email. I love you anyway, Dan. 🙂 Alright, I read your blog this morning. So here goes. First off, pick up the remote and hit Play Wii. Then open the cabinet. On the bottom shelf,…
Okay, Jillian Michaels, give it your best shot
Today I put on a pair of jeans. I could not comfortably fasten them without giving myself a muffin top and a lower gut. So I grabbed my tummy sleeve from the early days of my pregnancy, slipped it on, unbuttoned my jeans, and AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Sweet JESUS, how comfortable! And then I went to the…