So, I broke my cardinal weight-loss rule and I weighed myself again this morning. (I NEVER weigh myself more than once a week. Ever. But this morning I did.) I lost another two pounds. I don’t know exactly what to think about that. On the one hand, I LOST ANOTHER TWO POUNDS!!! On the other…
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All the world’s a stage…even when you don’t want it to be
So Joshua is mobile now, right? We’ve discussed this, yes? What this means is when I go into another room, he can follow me. This includes, but is not limited to, the office, the bedroom, the laundry room, the kitchen, and the bathroom. Basically every room in my house. This morning I found myself, um,…
McFatty Monday, Week 2
I lost 3 pounds! WOOT! That’s kind of fake excitement. I’m only sort of happy about three pounds. Weird, right? I’ve had trouble mustering excitement about anything lately, so I guess that’s my “reason.” I know I didn’t follow Weight Watchers quite like I should have. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I didn’t fall…
So, I know why toilet locks were invented
And it wasn’t to keep babies from drowning. Although that is a noble and worthy reason. Let me tell you a little story, mmkay? My son does not understand the concept of sleeping in. He wakes up every morning between 5:00 and 6:30. There is no rhyme or reason to what time he will wake…
Enter the Walrus
Seems like a fitting title since it seems my child is turning into one of those burly, ornery, oyster-eating creatures. Well, okay, let me rephrase. We’ve had a lot of snot this weekend. OMG a lot. And when he sneezes his snot looks like walrus tusks. And he HATES tissues with the fiery passion of…