Can I just say that finding pictures for this post had me drooling all over my desk at work today while my students were taking their final exam? Can I also just say that this post alone makes me gain weight without even eating these foods? Because I think I had to unbutton my pants…
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Swimming in jello
That’s what it feels like my brain is trying to do right now. Swim in jello. I do not think I have been this sleepy since Joshua was a wee babe. Y’all, my brain? It’s gone. I have so many things I want to say, like how I spent Friday night sewing and then got…
“Blessed are they who have the gift of friends…”
I am blessed, people. Blessed beyond measure when it comes to the friends in my life. Today was a so-so day at work. My freshmen are about to drive me insane. My juniors do not believe me when I tell them that my final exam is notoriously not easy. Neither set of students seems to…
If you shake it more than twice…
My child has discovered his penis. It is his new best friend. They are inseparable (obviously…) and if there is an opportunity, his hand is on it. “TEE TEE,” every time his diaper comes off! “TEE TEE,” as we brush his teeth at night. “TEE TEE,” as I’m trying to wipe the poop off his…
This can’t be right. Right?
Do you see this? DO YOU SEE THIS? How is it even remotely a little bit possible that I gained FIVE POUNDS in a week? (I don’t really need you to answer that. The wine, delicious food, cookies, etc, have answered that for you already.) Seriously. I can blame this on the fact that we…