Do you see this? DO YOU SEE THIS?
How is it even remotely a little bit possible that I gained FIVE POUNDS in a week? (I don’t really need you to answer that. The wine, delicious food, cookies, etc, have answered that for you already.)
Seriously.
Short on time? Save this post for later.
(It's like a bookmark, but...not.)
I can blame this on the fact that we all slept like poo last night, right? Not sleeping well makes you gain weight, right?
Monday sucks.
Leave a Reply