Okay, y’all. After the heavy posts this week, I feel like we need to lighten things up a bit around here. Let’s talk Secrets. And jeans. Tonight I feel compelled to share some Top Secret Intel with you. These are probably not earth-shattering secrets for anyone except me. But they are my secrets and since…
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I am just going to call this one hilarious
I woke up this morning to my loving, caring, concerned husband saying “Babe…you’ve got to get up.” And when he says that what I hear is not his relatively pleasant tone. What I hear is “OMG YOU LAZY LAZY THING! GET UP!” Because sometimes I like to just sort of…rest? in the bed in the…
The thin red line
I hear the little bundle of blankets stirring gently to my left. I hear my husband snoring softly to my right. I try to get up to quiet the baby but I can’t. There is pain–blinding, searing pain like lightning behind my eyes–when I try to move, and I am reminded, quite quickly, that I…
I can do anything as long as I know there’s an end to it
My motivation to do anything academic has taken a huge plummet and I can’t seem to recover. I’m tired of attitude from teenagers. I’m tired of eye-rolling. I’m tired of the mumbling under the breath. I’m tired of kids who think they don’t have to follow the rules. I’m tired of feeling like they hate…
This is where I try to do math and fail
Okay, 197 minus 195.5. Is that 1.5 lbs lost or 2.5 lbs lost? Yes, I really am that bad at math. I totally ate my feelings on Saturday. The trip to Joann was stress-ball city. And then we went to dinner where Erin works to see her and I did well, I think. Except I…