Tonight Joshua peed in the potty seat we bought him. Did you read that people? JOSHUA WENT PEE-PEE POTTY. I have absolutely zero delusions that this will happen again anytime soon. None. At all. But tonight? It happened. And it only cost me one blue m&m so far. We bought a potty seat on a…
Motherhood
How I’m spending my summer vacation
I had plans to write something thought provoking and interesting and amazing and wonderful today. And then I woke up. And upon waking up, I snuggled my child while he had some milk and I waited for the coffee to brew. And this? That moment? That’s how I’m spending my summer vacation. I’m spending it…
Oh my god, people, I’M A MOM
Sometimes it just hits me completely out of the blue that I am someone’s mother. I AM SOMEONE’S MOTHER, PEOPLE. This should come as a totally not shocking revelation to me as I vividly remember his forcible removal from my uterus and have the stretch marks and scar as proof of his former status as…
One part McFatty one part Hoarders
My dear, darling, awesome, wonderful husband has a little issue with stillness sometimes. As in, he can’t sit still. As in, last year on Staycation he almost killed me with his need to be productive and this was a 3 day weekend and OMGRELAXANDSTOPMOVING. Yeah. So, in order to save my marriage not fight, I…
Toddlers and television. But not tiaras. Ever.
I buy Joshua books. Lots and lots of books. Whenever we go to Target, I stroll through the $1 section to see what new books they’ve put out. Most recently, I bought him some Spider-man books thinking “Cool. He’s a boy and these aren’t Elmo. Rock on.” Only the kid has become a bit obsessed…