I had a revelation this past week, y’all. One that it took me until this morning to realize, but a revelation nonetheless. This weekend I made playdate plans with my friend The Brunette Foodie. These plans involved water. And swimsuits. And toddlers. Oh my. Because I have a nervous child who takes a minute or…
Motherhood
Oh, hi
I’ve had a serious case of bloggy ADD this weekend. I’ve come here no less than 10 times, stared at the screen, and then closed the computer and walked away. In short? I’ve had nothing to say. Or? I’ve had lots to say and then deemed those things unimportant and mundane. So? I haven’t said…
My own little Pavlov
Tonight Joshua peed in the potty seat we bought him. Did you read that people? JOSHUA WENT PEE-PEE POTTY. I have absolutely zero delusions that this will happen again anytime soon. None. At all. But tonight? It happened. And it only cost me one blue m&m so far. We bought a potty seat on a…
How I’m spending my summer vacation
I had plans to write something thought provoking and interesting and amazing and wonderful today. And then I woke up. And upon waking up, I snuggled my child while he had some milk and I waited for the coffee to brew. And this? That moment? That’s how I’m spending my summer vacation. I’m spending it…
Oh my god, people, I’M A MOM
Sometimes it just hits me completely out of the blue that I am someone’s mother. I AM SOMEONE’S MOTHER, PEOPLE. This should come as a totally not shocking revelation to me as I vividly remember his forcible removal from my uterus and have the stretch marks and scar as proof of his former status as…