I’ll just go ahead and warn you now, this post involves bodily functions. Mine. They’re only involved because they are the entire context of the story and without them there would BE no story, but I felt I should forewarn you so that those among you who would clutch your pearls at the mention of…
Life
Eternal Flame
I feel like I lament this at least 17 times a day, but being a mom is hard work. Like, super hard. Mostly because it’s the only job I know where there’s little in the way of training and a whole lot of making it up as you go along. See also: fake it ’til…
Everyday Hair: The Tucked Bun
One of the “perks” of staying at home has been not having to wash my hair every day. It’s a perk because my hair is the healthiest it’s been in a long time. It’s a not-perk because I’m not washing my hair every day, which sometimes means I’m not showering every day, so I’ve had…
31 for 31: a bucket list
So, yesterday was my birthday. My 31st birthday. Joshua has looked at me at least 15 times today and said “You are firty one now, Mama!” Just in case I forget. I’m actually IN my 30s now. I managed the first year of my fourth decade with…uh…lots of wine. And also cookie butter. And baby snuggles. But…
Here’s the scenario
I need help, people. Because something happened today that I am trying to wrap my head around and I need to understand it so that my brain doesn’t just turn to liquid and pour out of my ears. Many heads are better than just mine, so let’s come up with reasons to explain what I…