Now I’m a tortoise.
194.5. ONE NINETY FOUR POINT FIVE. I’m seeing progress, people. Slow, steady progress. But I’m only seeing that progress on the scale, really. My body? …
194.5. ONE NINETY FOUR POINT FIVE. I’m seeing progress, people. Slow, steady progress. But I’m only seeing that progress on the scale, really. My body? …
What the fack. WordPress just ate my post so y’all probably clicked over and were all “OMG. No words. Miranda’s smokin’ the crack pipe.” Well …
Okay, 197 minus 195.5. Is that 1.5 lbs lost or 2.5 lbs lost? Yes, I really am that bad at math. I totally ate my …
I had a dressing room meltdown last week. My starfish Erin was there to witness it and Dan caught the aftermath that evening when I …
On occasion, weird things happen in my dreams. (Der. They are dreams, right?) The weirdest dreams of all happen when I dream I am back …