I wrote a while ago about my smoke nose. The chronic, disgusting, burning sensation that there is always someone smoking a cigarette in my presence. Except no one is. I finally screwed up the courage to consult Dr. Google and found the word “phantosmia,” which basically means “olfactory hallucinations.” So the tiny person who runs…
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Pompous blowhard
So, I had a doctor’s appointment this morning. Taking Joshua with me was actually quite humorous. Like when I took him to the bathroom with me so I could pee in a cup and he kept asking “Where Joshie cup!?!” So there’s that much, at least. But this appointment was scheduled with Dr. With the…
The first of many countdowns
My Fridays are dotted with emails and iPhone notifications that New Girl is growing. And in doing that growing, we’re all growing closer to her arrival. Fridays are my “turn days” where I advance from one week of pregnancy to the next. Today, I’m 24 weeks pregnant. In so many ways I feel completely unprepared…
They’re baaaaaaaa-aaack.
So, last Friday, after a 15 hour day at work (thank you, basketball season and games that go into overtime following games that ran long), I hobbled into the house completely exhausted. I pretty much headed straight for the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face and all that jazz. While I was…
I’ll take “Things that are weird” for $200, Alex
Thank you for the excitement yesterday! To say that I’m over the moon is maybe an understatement. I mean, RUFFLES, people! But that’s not really what I’m here to talk about right this second. No, what I need to talk about is my nose. Yes. My nose. I spent the entire first trimester (or most…