I have been a mother for 1, 404 days. That’s 3 years, 10 months, and 2 days of doing all the things required to keep another human alive. Make that two humans. Since after 1,404 days of motherhood I’m obviously an expert*, I thought I’d take the 9 seconds I have today to impart some…
I might be crazy
You say you want some resolutions. Well, you know.
It’s 2013 now and I’m supposed to make some resolutions. I cannot even begin to tell you what I resolved to do last year. But then again I can barely remember brushing my teeth yesterday, so the fact that I can’t remember what happened 365 days ago should come as a shock to absolutely no…
Checkpoint
The checkpoint of NaBloPoMo is here. The halfway point. 15 days down of 30 days of blogging. It occurred to me that I never 1) said what NaBloPoMo actually IS or 2) said why I’m doing it. So I guess better late than never. NaBloPoMo is a spin-off from NaNoWriMo. The latter is “National Novel…
The Sorting Bag
It started in college. An 8:00 a.m. Bio class in a cold lecture hall, with dimmed lights, and Ben Stein’s brother READING HIS NOTES to us. The same notes he put online for us to print and study. And then he read them. And my head got really, really heavy until I felt my nose…
VBAC and The Walking Dead
***There are spoilers in this post. Read at your own risk.*** I had a post about naps and nap time all typed out in my head. As if there are fingers in my brain typing away as I think. Which would be cool but yet very weird somehow. And then I watched last night’s episode…