***There are spoilers in this post. Read at your own risk.***
I had a post about naps and nap time all typed out in my head. As if there are fingers in my brain typing away as I think. Which would be cool but yet very weird somehow.
And then I watched last night’s episode of The Walking Dead.
And then I wanted to punch something.
My VBACtivist hackles are all sorts of raised and I’ve had a glass and a half of pinot greeeeeeg. So I’m gonna go ahead and rage against the TV machine here on Ye Olde Mommy Blog and talk about what bullshit TV can be sometimes.
And yes, I’m fully aware that I’m raging against a show about zombies.
Lori didn’t have to die.
Okay, so I despise the character because I think Sarah Wayne Callies can make exactly one face to convey every emotion in the entire range of human emotions.
This face, if you’re wondering: O_O
In Lori’s case, the entire situation was set up JUST SO they could lose the character.
A casual mention of her previous c-section a few episodes back. Carol practicing on a walker in case that’s what Lori needed and Hershel couldn’t help.
In hindsight, I should’ve seen this coming, really. I should’ve seen the writing on Lori’s non-existent chart.
But part of me held out hope that they’d show a VBAC on TV. That she’d go into labor and deliver a baby vaginally, without issue, and people would all “YES! LORI! You did it! And your eyes didn’t explode from your face while you pushed! Huzzah!”
Instead we got “Oh no, the baby’s coming! Take off my pants! I NEED TO PUSH! There’s some blood! I’m gonna die. You have to do this, Maggie. Cut me here on the dotted line.” Lori dies, baby cries, end scene. (And then that thing with Carl that I won’t mention because get the kid some therapy.)
But she didn’t have to die. She didn’t have to have something go tragically wrong with her pregnancy so that she’d have a failed VBAC and then have to have a hack job c-section where she would ultimately die because HELLO! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
I get that it makes for high drama and the stakes are up now because the menfolk have to raise a baby and it’s “The Luck of Roaring Camp” and a Zombie Apocalypse and all that. As someone who both loves and gets paid to write about television I GET IT.
I do. Trust.
But as a woman? And as a woman who had a successful and unmedicated VBAC after a traumatic and unnecessary c-section the first time around and who would have rocked the shit out of a VBAC EVEN IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
I’m a little ragey. Ahem. In case you hadn’t noticed.
It’s not that I expect TV shows to be socially aware or conscious all the time and to always present best-case scenarios, especially in a Zombie Apocalypse, which is pretty much as worst-case scenario as it gets.
But I want TV shows to start showing birth in ways that don’t 1) make women seem like drug-seeking crazy people and 2) engender fear. And that second point is really more important than that first point but I hate that women who go into labor on TV seem to lose their minds and blame their husbands and beg for drugs. And while I know art imitates life and all that jazz, enough already.
But back to point #2.
Every time a girl who is afraid of birth or uneducated about birth sees a birth that is scary, she starts to think that birth is scary.
Birth is not scary. It doesn’t have to be scary.
Are there scary moments? Yes. Sure.
White-knuckling the armrest of my Highlander to the point that I broke it while Dan was weaving in and out of rush hour traffic would have been scary if I’d been, you know, not in transition labor and therefore unable to do anything except white-knuckle the armrest.
But the idea that women are at the mercy of the medical establishment to keep them alive and they aren’t capable of giving birth without the medical establishment ready to swoop in with the big save makes me insane.
I get that what’s really the scariest part of birth is the unknown.
Will things go “according to plan”? Will an issue arise that presents a major problem? Can I do this? Will my husband still love me if he sees me poop on the table?
But you know? Television doesn’t have to worst-case scenario this every time there’s a birth. Even in a Zombie Apocalypse. And it’s time our culture stopped perpetuating the idea that birth is bad and scary and awful.
So here’s where I tell you, people of the Internet.
Trust yourself. Trust your body. And don’t believe everything you see on TV. Because real birth doesn’t look like that.
Julie says
November 5, 2012 at 10:24 pmI get what you’re saying, totally. But I fear that if any woman watches The Walking Dead and tries to compare any part of that show to real life, she’s got bigger problems than how to get a baby out. Like maybe, not putting one in there in the first place because c’mon people. It’s a show about zombies.
Miranda says
November 5, 2012 at 10:27 pmTrue, true. But to that point? I never underestimate the…lack of intelligence of some people. So to the person who is scared of birth or who thinks birth is something to be feared? Boom. The Walking Dead just helped reinforce that.
Robin | Farewell, Stranger says
November 5, 2012 at 10:38 pmFirst, you have a Highlander?! I’m totally jonesing for a Highlander.
And now on to the actual subject… Yes. Before my fantastic, unmedicated VBAC I hated how birth is portrayed on television. And now I really hate it. I would love – LOVE – to see a show do a birth scene that’s actually somewhat realistic.
Miranda says
November 5, 2012 at 10:40 pmYep. I love it. Love it a lot.
And exactly. You don’t know what it’s like until you KNOW what it’s like. And then unrealistic experiences stop being funny and start being rage-inducing.
Jackie @ MomJovi says
November 5, 2012 at 11:51 pmSOOO funny! We watched it tonight too and I said to my husband like 50 times “OH MY GOD. I know where they’re going to go with this. SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO DIE” (even if we both wanted her to).
She pushed for maybe 30 seconds and made the decision immediately to die? I get that they have about 43 minutes per episode for content but COME ON. We had to endure an entire season of them talking about nothing on the farm and then they rush through this whole thing in one scene?
Besides, even if they decided to go the C-Section route (when clearly there was no reason a VBAC wouldn’t have worked) they’re saying that it equals a death sentence. As a C-section survivor, I hated every stereotype they put forth about it tonight and its inevitability and consequences.
I kept raging and raging and my husband kept saying, “You realize five seconds ago you watched the only main black character get chowed down by zombies? I think African-American fans have more reasons to be upset than you.” Probably true. But damn them and their “rough deliveries kill mothers” plot.
P.S. back when I was still considering going for kid number two, your VBAC experiences were bookmarked on my computer!
Life of K says
November 6, 2012 at 10:05 amDid you see the Being Erica episode with a home water birth? I was so impressed.
Jill @BabyRabies says
November 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm::ROARING ROUND OF APPLAUSE:: Love, love, love this, Miranda. I don’t even watch the show, but I know exactly what you’re talking about. Everything is always so freaking high drama when it comes to birth on TV and I’m over it. Great way to bring it all together.
Rebecca says
November 6, 2012 at 1:47 pmYou know, I had the same reaction, and I applaud your take on it. In order to avoid the usual anger I feel when I see high-drama treatment of birth, I rationalized the characters’ actions thusly: Surely, the bright red bleeding must have indicated that Lori was having a placental abruption/previa, or some other catastrophic hemorrhage (and was therefore going to die anyway). Because there was no other way I could see this brutal c-section being a rational decision.
Amanda says
November 6, 2012 at 2:01 pmYes!! I was totally upset with how they presented Lori’s birth. And then I bawled when she died. #igettooattachedtotvcharacters
Emily @ Baby Dickey says
November 6, 2012 at 3:01 pmGREAT POST. Love you, mama!!! The way birth is portrayed by the media is disgusting. It’s no wonder there’s a feeling of doom and fear surrounding it. Women shouldn’t be afraid of what is the most wonderful and memorable and amazing experience of their lives. <3
Elizabeth Flora Ross says
November 6, 2012 at 4:09 pmSo, this may sound a little weird, but I actually thought of you when I saw this all go down. I knew what they were leading up to as well, and I told my husband how off base it was. I’m glad you wrote this post, because I know you are passionate on this topic, and you always express yourself so well. Great post!
Paige @ Little Nostalgia says
November 6, 2012 at 4:13 pmSomebody I follow on twitter just linked to this article, and I’m glad I read it. I’m one of those women who’s completely freaked out by the idea of childbirth, and the media is definitely part of the problem. I have literally never seen a birth sequence on TV or in a movie that makes it appealing in any way. It ends up seeming like something out of the 7th ring of hell. Obviously that’s not true, otherwise nobody would ever have more than one child, but I feel like I’m bombarded with negativity about the process and that sucks.
Suz says
November 8, 2012 at 2:03 pmI’d missed the foreshadowing when they mentioned her earlier c-section {we watch a lot of TV with babies fussy in our arms}. But Jason & I said all through Sunday’s show that Lori’s birth experience {thankfully} isn’t true to life. And it wasn’t necessary to the show for it to be all high drama craziness. I too would’ve loved for the birth to be more true to life, less gushing blood & cutting her open in a way they couldn’t close her back up. & a VBAC would’ve been too cool.
Jason was glad she’s now gone. I might’ve shed a tear. That poor baby.
Jason hopes Carl’s next to go. I hope he gets therapy.