I’m breaking one of my personal blogging rules in writing this post: Never write anything off the cuff in the heat of the moment. I can’t help it. This needs to be written because I need to get it out. And it will be ramble-y and I will likely have to edit edit edit tomorrow….
completely irrational
It’s McFatty Monday and I am McFrustrated
Seriously, people. What gives? I do not understand this. I stepped on the scale this morning and guess what.I GAINED A HALF A POUND. Did you see that? I said GAINED. As in, did not lose. As in, I am no closer to being able to fit comfortably into my pants than I was three…
Secret Mommyhood Confession Saturday–It’s a wonder we haven’t killed each other yet
Sometimes, I look at my husband and I and I wonder how we are alive and still married. He? Is an up-and-at-’em kind of guy. Me? Well, I think we know I’d rather sleep than eat when given a choice. So imagine my (non)shock when a spat ensued this morning about what we were going…
Secret Mommyhood Confession Saturday–Delusions of Grandeur
I am jealous of women who have their “ish” together. Insanely, irrationally jealous sometimes. So, I joined a gym this week, right? I’ve been twice. I like the way I feel even after only two visits. I want to keep going because I like it and it’s good for me. Unlike wine or bad television…
Y’all, did you know I’m not a supermom?
Because I’m so not. This weekend proved that to me. Well, I mean, it’s proving that to me. We’ve discussed how I’m chronically tired, yes? Good. We’ve also discussed how my child likes to wake up at ungodly hours of the morning, yes? Good. Furthermore, we’re all clear on the fact that I work outside…