Grrr. So our house has a yellow jacket infestation. It’s really not cool. The dog has been stung. The husband has been stung (three times) and the baby has been stung. Joshua getting stung? SO. NOT. COOL. He fell as it happened, not very hard, just a trip, really. And then he started screaming. So…
being an adult sucks sometimes
“All my possessions for a moment of time”
Pre-planning starts on Tuesday and school starts August 2nd and there is so much that needs to be done. I’m feeling kind of overwhelmed at everything right now. Life just feels like disorganized chaos instead of organized chaos. Bummer. Yes, you read that correctly. I go back to work next week. My summer is over. …
::sings:: I’ve got the funk. I don’t want the funk.
And I think I know why I have the funk. I have no motivation. None. Zero. Nada. Because I have no plans. No goals. Nothing to motivate me to DO anything about anything. Depressing, right? I am horribly fat. Or at least I feel horribly fat. None of my clothes fit right thanks to the…
Dear Me–Letters to Myselves
Dear Me in Elementary School, I know that hearing these words will do very little to ease your fourth grade pain when the boy you think is cute rips up your Valentine’s Day card, but boys won’t always be so stupid. (Well, he will…but boys in general won’t.) And you WILL make friends. Lots of…
Vacation Schmacation
I posted this as my Facebook status update yesterday: “Miranda is going to boycott Facebook until it’s cold and wet and yucky and people stop talking about how awesome it is at the beach.” Or something close to that. I’m too lazy to toggle over and copy and paste. (Yes, seriously.) Dan is on “vacation”…