Because I’m so not. This weekend proved that to me. Well, I mean, it’s proving that to me. We’ve discussed how I’m chronically tired, yes? Good. We’ve also discussed how my child likes to wake up at ungodly hours of the morning, yes? Good. Furthermore, we’re all clear on the fact that I work outside…
working mama
Oh. my. lord. I thought today would never end.
You know what sucks about four-day weeks? Tuesday is basically a glorified Monday. So instead of being Tuesday, it’s Monuesday and just weird. And the rest of the week feels all rushed and jam-packed because you’re trying to cram five days worth of work into four and your husband is noisily eating a popsicle on…
Here’s a quick update for you
Remember yesterday when I wrote about feeling like I was going to vom? (No. Not pregnant.) Well, I felt “better” and then I got a headache. And then my rib cage and lungs ached. Weird, right? I thought it was because I lectured so much yesterday. Like, the act of drawing so much oxygen into…
Can we talk about my morning? Just for a minute?
I just need to have a good case of word vomit to get all of this out. I. slept. AWESOME. last night. Dan and I laid in bed and chatted for a minute before drifting off to sleep and before I knew it, the alarm was going off and I was all “wha huh!?!?” because…
When you can’t be in two places at once
So, daycare called me yesterday morning to tell me that Joshua was running a fever. That explained the mega-crank from Sunday. I went up to the receptionist and she got me a sub for the remainder of the day. I took Joshua to the pediatrician on Monday afternoon because Dan and I had both been…