I know, I know. I’ve already written a post today. Woohoo! Here’s another one! Y’all, I have no idea what has come over me but I have smacked into the Wall of Irritation. Repeatedly. And out of nowhere. So quickly that the first thing I did after walking out of Joshua’s room tonight was pour…
Tiny Terrorist
Secret Mommyhood Confession Saturday–Conversion Theory
I was raised a Baptist all my life. I’m about to have my child anointed with oil and prayed for. And then I’m going to convert to Pentacostalism and have the ministers there lay hands on him. And after that, I’m converting to Catholicism and having an exorcism performed, complete with an old priest and…
Secret Mommyhood Confession Saturday–Delusions of Grandeur
I am jealous of women who have their “ish” together. Insanely, irrationally jealous sometimes. So, I joined a gym this week, right? I’ve been twice. I like the way I feel even after only two visits. I want to keep going because I like it and it’s good for me. Unlike wine or bad television…
I have “that” child :(
You know the one. The one who screams and screams and terrorizes EVERYONE the whole time he’s in some place even remotely quiet or non-home? Yeah. That one. That’s my kid. (However, in my defense, I didn’t ignore his behavior like some parents do. I. Was. MORTIFIED.) I got an email from a local bookstore…
Relaxing vacation? What’s that?
I’m afraid we’ll never be able to relax on vacation again. Despite the fact that in the two days we’ve been here, I’ve taken three naps because we are sharing a tiny hotel room with Joshua and if he’s sleeping, what are we supposed to do except sleep, too. At the moment, we’re each on…