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the universe is out to get me

Dear Lady Who Judged Me Today

March 31, 2015 by Miranda 11 Comments

I don’t know if it’s just my kids, these ages they’re in, stages of development, the sun and moon in terrible alignment, or something else altogether, but I would rather have a root canal than take my children into a store. Any store. Mostly, Emma has a serious case of Ants In Her Pants and she…

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Filed Under: Motherhood Tagged With: being an adult sucks sometimes, I might be crazy, Judgy McJudgerson, motherhood, the universe is out to get me

Dear Mom At The Pool, Pay Attention To Your Kid

August 28, 2013 by Miranda 15 Comments

All summer long a rant has been bubbling up inside of me that is two not-even-full sentences long: Dear Moms At The Pool, Pay attention to your kid(s).  We’ve averaged a trip a week to the pool this summer. Me and two kids. In water. See that? IN THE WATER. Me. With them. Because they…

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Filed Under: Life Tagged With: being an adult sucks sometimes, I might be crazy, mommy wars, mommyhood, public service announcement, responsibility, the universe is out to get me

Press Your Luck!

June 11, 2013 by Miranda 6 Comments

Does everyone remember this game? Press Your Luck? You have a button and a game board and the game board blinks and the contestants chant “Big Bucks! Big Bucks!! NO WHAMMIES! BIG BUCKS!” while the board blinks and then they slam their fist on the button and hope. Contestants might win a TV, or a…

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Filed Under: Joshua, Life Tagged With: confessions, I love my kid, i love my son, I might be crazy, Joshua, mommyhood, reasons Joshua will need therapy someday, the universe is out to get me

Gone Fishin’

June 4, 2013 by Miranda 2 Comments

You know when your week gets off to a start that is less than stellar and you spend the whole day trying to do ANYTHING to break the funk and the only thing that will break the funk is the one thing you can’t seem to get which is sleep? Yes. That. That was my…

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Filed Under: Life Tagged With: i love my kids, life, life is crazy, photo post, photography, the universe is out to get me

Emotional Minefields

April 2, 2013 by Miranda Leave a Comment

Ever since Joshua was a baby, it’s been clear that he’s a deeply emotional kid, prone to outbursts of the epic variety at the slightest provocation. Or sometimes without being provoked at all. I’m trying to get our days more organized and scheduled since his therapist recommended that as a way to help him out…

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Filed Under: Life Tagged With: i love my son, mom guilt, mommyhood, reasons Joshua will need therapy someday, the universe is out to get me, woe is me

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