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poop talk

Let me tell you a little story about that time I cried. A lot.

October 10, 2011 by Miranda Leave a Comment

Today, I was supposed to go to the dentist to have some fillings done and I was all worried I’d vom on his hands. Seriously. That was my biggest concern. When I wrote last night that I didn’t have much to say, The Universe said “SUCK ON THAT!” and gave me a whole lot of…

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Filed Under: Life Tagged With: being an adult sucks sometimes, dont leave me because I talked about poop, general craziness, gross and disgusting, I might be crazy, poop talk, woe is me

Desperately seeking softeners

September 13, 2011 by Miranda Leave a Comment

And I’m not talking about the kind you use for fabric. (Also, I’m sorry to be talking about this again. But…I can’t NOT.) People, I am hellbent on a VBAC. Hellbent, I say. And I will do anything in my power to make this happen when the time comes for this child to make an…

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Baby #2, dont leave me because I talked about poop, gross and disgusting, poop talk, pregnancy, pregnancy, somewhat nonsensical, the universe is out to get me

In which I lose followers by talking about poop and food

June 10, 2011 by Miranda 33 Comments

Along the same lines of Jill and her post about popcorn poop, I’m just going to go ahead and tell you that this post? Is about poop. Mostly. But no pictures. Because ew. And this post today is as much for me to throw it out the Universe that I need some HALP from the…

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Filed Under: Motherhood Tagged With: anxiety, dont leave me because I talked about poop, I love my kid, I might be crazy, mommyhood, poop talk, reasons Joshua will need therapy someday, the universe is out to get me, toddlerhood, toddlerhood, toddlers are tough yo

My own little Pavlov

June 2, 2011 by Miranda 20 Comments

Tonight Joshua peed in the potty seat we bought him. Did you read that people? JOSHUA WENT PEE-PEE POTTY. I have absolutely zero delusions that this will happen again anytime soon. None. At all. But tonight? It happened. And it only cost me one blue m&m so far. We bought a potty seat on a…

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Filed Under: Motherhood Tagged With: general craziness, how you can tell I'm a mom, I love my kid, mommyhood, poop talk, potty training, reasons Joshua will need therapy someday, the only time it's acceptable to talk about this, toddler psychology 101, toddlerhood

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