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dont leave me because I talked about poop

Let me tell you a little story about that time I cried. A lot.

October 10, 2011 by Miranda Leave a Comment

Today, I was supposed to go to the dentist to have some fillings done and I was all worried I’d vom on his hands. Seriously. That was my biggest concern. When I wrote last night that I didn’t have much to say, The Universe said “SUCK ON THAT!” and gave me a whole lot of…

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Desperately seeking softeners

September 13, 2011 by Miranda Leave a Comment

And I’m not talking about the kind you use for fabric. (Also, I’m sorry to be talking about this again. But…I can’t NOT.) People, I am hellbent on a VBAC. Hellbent, I say. And I will do anything in my power to make this happen when the time comes for this child to make an…

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In which I lose followers by talking about poop and food

June 10, 2011 by Miranda 33 Comments

Along the same lines of Jill and her post about popcorn poop, I’m just going to go ahead and tell you that this post? Is about poop. Mostly. But no pictures. Because ew. And this post today is as much for me to throw it out the Universe that I need some HALP from the…

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