Yesterday I gave you my words of wisdom for #BlogHer12. Today, I’m giving you my faces.
Yes. Seriously.
Some friends of mine (Hi friends!) decided to do this after Suzanne did it last year. I got my hurr did, Emma took a good nap, and when it comes to stuff like this I’m a lemming and I march my happy assets off the cliff into sweet blogging oblivion
Here are my faces, not retouched with Instagram filters that make me look way cooler than I actually am.
This is what I like to call my “resting face.” Basically, I’m just listening to a conversation or walking along or doing whatever. I’m not trying to convey any particular emotion or anything at all. Except my “resting face” looks very…bitchy. Except I’m not (usually) bitchy.
It’s just RESTING FACE.
This is my “I’m trying to read your badge not look at your boob” face:
This is my surprised face:
This is my confused face. If you see me making it, please yell “BOTOX” so I’ll stop furrowing:
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This is my “OH MAH GAH IT’S YOU!” Face (See also: Slightly psychotic):
If you see me making this face, buy me a Mocha Frapp, stat:
And then there’s the best face of all. The one I hope to give to everyone.
The one that, I think, says “Hey, this person with this dimple is pretty kick ass and I like her.”
This is me:
And bonus, because she woke up, this is Emma’s face.
The thing about a conference like BlogHer is that it can be completely intimidating to walk up to someone you don’t know and introduce yourself. People look so different in real life than they do in our computers. So consider this our introduction, okay? If you see us at BlogHer, come say “hi.” Emma might spit up on you, but neither of us will bite. Promise.
This is a link-up for faces! So link up! But only your faces!
you are adorable! have fun!
you’re cute. the end.
Hate to tell you but Emma is going to be the star of Blogher this year:) Precious!
Where’s the lemoncello face?
These seriously crack me up! I’m there to share a Starbucks with you! Or a glass of wine!
Resting face, right. I called myself out for having bitch face. I think I need to use your PR words like resting face.
I think my favorite face is “sitting with the baby” face, but mostly because ZOMG CUTE BEBEH!!
Also, so excited to meet you!!!!
I may need to steal this.
And thanks for the “I’m looking at your name tag” excuse 😉
Great Idea! How about the trying really hard not to laugh face? Or the yes I know I’m amazing face? I use that one a lot… Ha
Also I am not going to Blog Her (so sad), but I put my face up anyway. Was I supposed to?! If not, please feel free to take me down. Despite my best efforts, I am not the best at following directions…
You’re really cute and all but OMG I AM GOING TO SNATCH YOUR BABY.
love the “resting” face. I have a similar one. can’t wait to meet you next week!
hahaha I love the “trying to read your badge not look at your boobs” face!
I’m excited to see your face (and Emma’s too!) at BlogHer!
This is such a cute post. I’m not doing one of my own, but I linked my comment to the About Me page on my blog. I didn’t want to put it in the Linky, though, since it isn’t technically a post about all of my faces. 🙂 Great idea though!
I hope I get to your baby before Suzanne! And I’m excited to meet you, too, of course 🙂
Love the name tag reading face. And Emma is a doll.
Love your “need a Mocha frapp” face and of course your awesome smile. Hope to see you and your sweetie there! 🙂
This is brilliant!
Shut your face. I am all sorts of sad I won’t get to hug it. I am pouting right now. POUTING.
You do have a great dimple. I hope that’s the face I get to see the most.
“If you see me making this face, buy me a Mocha Frapp, stat” this will be me, all the way!
Emma is beautiful!!!! Is she coming?
I love your dimple, im going to steal your baby, we are going to hug. SO SOON.
OMG, I wish I met you at BlogHer. My one complaint about my experience there was that I had no idea how to find PPD/PPA bloggers. I never connected with anyone like you. Sigh. I look forward to getting to know you more through your blog, though, and I hope to meet you someday!