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Dear #BlogHer12, This is my face

July 27, 2012 by Miranda 23 Comments

Yesterday I gave you my words of wisdom for #BlogHer12. Today, I’m giving you my faces.

Yes. Seriously.

Some friends of mine (Hi friends!) decided to do this after Suzanne did it last year. I got my hurr did, Emma took a good nap, and when it comes to stuff like this I’m a lemming and I march my happy assets off the cliff into sweet blogging oblivion

Here are my faces, not retouched with Instagram filters that make me look way cooler than I actually am.

This is what I like to call my “resting face.” Basically, I’m just listening to a conversation or walking along or doing whatever. I’m not trying to convey any particular emotion or anything at all. Except my “resting face” looks very…bitchy. Except I’m not (usually) bitchy.
It’s just RESTING FACE.

This is my “I’m trying to read your badge not look at your boob” face:

This is my surprised face:

This is my confused face. If you see me making it, please yell “BOTOX” so I’ll stop furrowing:

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This is my “OH MAH GAH IT’S YOU!” Face (See also: Slightly psychotic):

If you see me making this face, buy me a Mocha Frapp, stat:

And then there’s the best face of all. The one I hope to give to everyone.
The one that, I think, says “Hey, this person with this dimple is pretty kick ass and I like her.”

This is me:

And bonus, because she woke up, this is Emma’s face.

The thing about a conference like BlogHer is that it can be completely intimidating to walk up to someone you don’t know and introduce yourself. People look so different in real life than they do in our computers. So consider this our introduction, okay? If you see us at BlogHer, come say “hi.” Emma might spit up on you, but neither of us will bite. Promise.

This is a link-up for faces! So link up! But only your faces!

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Comments

  1. The Many Thoughts of a Reader says

    July 27, 2012 at 8:19 am

    you are adorable! have fun!

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  2. the grumbles says

    July 27, 2012 at 8:41 am

    you’re cute. the end.

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  3. Sally says

    July 27, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Hate to tell you but Emma is going to be the star of Blogher this year:) Precious!

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  4. TheNextMartha says

    July 27, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Where’s the lemoncello face?

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  5. Wendy says

    July 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    These seriously crack me up! I’m there to share a Starbucks with you! Or a glass of wine!

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  6. Eileen says

    July 27, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Resting face, right. I called myself out for having bitch face. I think I need to use your PR words like resting face.

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  7. Nicci @ Changing the Universe says

    July 27, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    I think my favorite face is “sitting with the baby” face, but mostly because ZOMG CUTE BEBEH!!

    Also, so excited to meet you!!!!

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  8. John says

    July 27, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    I may need to steal this.

    And thanks for the “I’m looking at your name tag” excuse ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  9. Julia says

    July 27, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Great Idea! How about the trying really hard not to laugh face? Or the yes I know I’m amazing face? I use that one a lot… Ha

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  10. Julias Math says

    July 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Also I am not going to Blog Her (so sad), but I put my face up anyway. Was I supposed to?! If not, please feel free to take me down. Despite my best efforts, I am not the best at following directions…

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  11. Suzanne says

    July 27, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    You’re really cute and all but OMG I AM GOING TO SNATCH YOUR BABY.

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  12. Courtney says

    July 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    love the “resting” face. I have a similar one. can’t wait to meet you next week!

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  13. Vicki @ Crowning Victoria says

    July 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    hahaha I love the “trying to read your badge not look at your boobs” face!

    I’m excited to see your face (and Emma’s too!) at BlogHer!

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  14. Tara says

    July 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    This is such a cute post. I’m not doing one of my own, but I linked my comment to the About Me page on my blog. I didn’t want to put it in the Linky, though, since it isn’t technically a post about all of my faces. ๐Ÿ™‚ Great idea though!

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  15. Kimberly says

    July 27, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    I hope I get to your baby before Suzanne! And I’m excited to meet you, too, of course ๐Ÿ™‚

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  16. Jessica says

    July 27, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    Love the name tag reading face. And Emma is a doll.

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  17. Elaine A. says

    July 27, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Love your “need a Mocha frapp” face and of course your awesome smile. Hope to see you and your sweetie there! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  18. Ewokmama says

    July 28, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    This is brilliant!

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  19. Katie says

    July 28, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    Shut your face. I am all sorts of sad I won’t get to hug it. I am pouting right now. POUTING.

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  20. Chloe says

    July 29, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    You do have a great dimple. I hope that’s the face I get to see the most.

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  21. Nikki says

    July 29, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    “If you see me making this face, buy me a Mocha Frapp, stat” this will be me, all the way!

    Emma is beautiful!!!! Is she coming?

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  22. krystal says

    July 29, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    I love your dimple, im going to steal your baby, we are going to hug. SO SOON.

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  23. JD @ Honest Mom says

    August 10, 2012 at 6:50 am

    OMG, I wish I met you at BlogHer. My one complaint about my experience there was that I had no idea how to find PPD/PPA bloggers. I never connected with anyone like you. Sigh. I look forward to getting to know you more through your blog, though, and I hope to meet you someday!

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