I totally kicked pantyhose booty today in a pair of Assets from Target. They weren’t support hose, so they didn’t keep my feet from turning into sausages or my ankles from disappearing, but they did stay up ALL.DAY.LONG and the ass-end of them is still completely in tact. They were also much, much easier to put on, or I am fast becoming some sort of champion at a sport that will debut at the Summer Olympics in 2012–pregnant pantyhose putting-on. I was also able to squeeze my feet into a pair of high-heel loafers.
Today is a win!
Thank God tomorrow is Friday.