Ok…maybe two more things.
First of all, I kicked the three-hour glucose test’s ass. My numbers were “perfect” according to the PA. I most definitely do not have gestational diabetes.
Second, Baby is currently in the breech position. For those of you who don’t know, this means he is head up instead of head down. This isn’t necessarily a problem right now, but if he doesn’t upend himself soon, he will not have much room to maneuver himself into the proper exit position. And mommy will have to don a bathing suit and head to the pool at the gym and do handstands for 15 minutes or so in hopes of forcing him to tumble downward.
For the love of all the innocent children at the gym, pray that this baby turns head down and I do not have to put on a bathing suit. Those poor people may never recover.