Alright, y’all. I’m about to get dressed and go cast my Nasty Woman vote for the next President of the United States of America. Given the goodwill shown yesterday after my manifesto about why I’m with her, I thought maybe a little bipartisan fun would be cool.
Thusly I present: ELECTION NIGHT BINGO!
Together with the help of some of my awesome friends, I came up with a list of terms we might (read: will definitely) hear tonight while watching 2016 election coverage. Simple phrases like “Clinton Administration,” “Trump Adminstration,” “Swing States,” “Vladimir Putin,” and “Gary Johnson.”
They make up a pretty epic game of Election Night Bingo, suitable for all ages.
For kids, fill in the squares with candy or dots or markers or whatever else you have around. (I almost put a handful of Legos in this photo because OMG LEGOS ARE EVERYWHERE.)
And for the adults, particularly those with the foresight to take tomorrow off work, may I suggest taking a shot? (Actually, no, don’t do that. Your livers will thank you.)
If you’re having people over for a party, make it a real game and offer a prize to the winner of Election Night Bingo. (I suggest wine. Always.)
I did my best to make this as bipartisan as possible and even threw in shout-outs to the Libertarian and Green parties. Each card in the packet is different, lovingly crafted by yours truly.
But wait! There’s more!
For kids of all ages, we also have…dumDAdummmm….a United States Map coloring page! (Click that link over there to download!)
Click this link to download the full 6-card Election Night Bingo Game!
I hope these make your Election Night watching even more fun! If you imbibe too heavily at your Election Night Results Party, call an Uber!
I’m off to make history!