But that’s not going to stop me from trying.
And I need to get my hands on some of their stuff but I’m a teacher and thanks to furlough days I’ve lost nearly 10% of my salary this year. Fantastic.
That’s where you come in.
They’re having this contest, you see, on the old Facebook, you see. And well, you see, if you go there and Like them, you’ll be able to vote in the “Modern Bird Studios Facebook Photo Contest of Awesome. Boom.” (I added the “of Awesome.” Because it is.)
And then you can vote for Joshua’s picture by Liking his picture. I mean, the kid is cute. He’s wearing an awesome hat. And his being cute might’ve been the least the Universe could’ve given me for all these stretch marks. So he’s easy to spot. But just in case?
This is the pic I submitted:
The curls! The pout! SWOON!
So if you could like Modern Bird and then like his picture, I will be all “OMG, Y’all are TOO SWEET! Thank you soooo much!”
They aren’t Spammy McSpammers, so you don’t need to worry about them flooding your news feed with what they had for dinner or how often their kids went poop-y or incendiary political stuff or anything like that. You’ll just get alerted to some really cool art and some opportunities to get your very own piece.
So? Go vote please. I will love you forever and maybe send you cookies if your vote is the one that tips the scale in my favor. (What? I’m not above bribes to make things happen!)