I thought you all should know

I have been to the bathroom…like BEEN to the bathroom….five times in three days.

Sources tell me this is a good sign that Boy Human/Baby/::insert his real name that y’all don’t know yet here:: is getting ready to make an appearance.

Not, like, tomorrow or anything, (okay, well maybe not tomorrow) but probably not three weeks from now.

I think I’m going to go and hyperventilate.