I wrote a while ago about my smoke nose. The chronic, disgusting, burning sensation that there is always someone smoking a cigarette in my presence. Except no one is. I finally screwed up the courage to consult Dr. Google and found the word “phantosmia,” which basically means “olfactory hallucinations.” So the tiny person who runs…
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I’ll take “Things that are weird” for $200, Alex
Thank you for the excitement yesterday! To say that I’m over the moon is maybe an understatement. I mean, RUFFLES, people! But that’s not really what I’m here to talk about right this second. No, what I need to talk about is my nose. Yes. My nose. I spent the entire first trimester (or most…
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