I weigh 199.5 pounds. That’s a pound and a half MORE than I weighed last Sunday NIGHT when I weighed myself for McFatty Monday. But two pounds LESS than I weighed on Tuesday when I did my fitness evaluation at the gym. WTF? O_O In short, I hate not seeing a downward shift on the…
mcfatty monday
The first McFatty of the year and I’m baring all
No. Not really. Because then you would click away from this blog and never, ever return. And I’ve worked far to hard to get the readers I do have to keep coming back for more of whatever it is I’m dishing out around here. So, you’re safe from my stretchies. But not from pictures of…
This can’t be right. Right?
Do you see this? DO YOU SEE THIS? How is it even remotely a little bit possible that I gained FIVE POUNDS in a week? (I don’t really need you to answer that. The wine, delicious food, cookies, etc, have answered that for you already.) Seriously. I can blame this on the fact that we…
Suck it, bloat.
I don’t know how much time I actually have to write this post. I’m home this week thanks to a modified year-round school calendar that deems it necessary to give teachers and students a full week for Thanksgiving instead of just two or three days. But the child has been a bit demonic this morning,…
Today’s McFatty post brought you by the letter “I”
On a lighter, less disgusting note, I am loving the beige sweater I talked about in This Post. It is toasty and cozy and might be my new favorite English Teacher Sweater. (You totally know what I’m talking about. Don’t pretend you don’t. Think Mr. Rogers, only usually without buttons.) It makes me feel GOOD. …